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Dongulitus 

The unfortunate syndrome of looking, acting, or resembling a dong.
Hey dude, can I borrow those dongulitus creams when you're done with them?

That motherfucker has one bad case of dongulitus.
Dongulitus by Quadra-Dong November 22, 2010
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donulatory 

Donations based; up for grabs. The opposite of when something is strictly “for smearing.”
Yo we’re those QP’s w/ cheese on that Goyum’s hood his or were they donulatory?

Pesbin asked if GDB’s Romulin was donulatory or for smearing.
donulatory by GerthPaul December 6, 2020

Dongslap 

The fine art of whacking someone in the face with your penis.
I am going to dongslap the shit out of you.

The abusive husband gave his wife a daily dongslapping that left her cheecks black and blue.
Dongslap by horhay_achoa July 1, 2003

Donglarbob 

When you have nothing to respond with... Absolutely fucking nothing.
Hubert: Do you know the question to "when the pretancium lid is lifted on an isotopial plane, what is the temperature assumed to be?"

Pedro: Donglarbob.
Donglarbob by Gloopy Pope January 7, 2021
You big dondula head!
dondula by J~M February 22, 2003

Dongslap 

The impromptu act of forcefully releasing one's schlong from his pants and subsequently whipping it across the temple, ear, or forehead area of the target subject.
Come closer so I can dongslap you.
Rosie looked at me funny, so I dongslapped her 14 times in a back-and-forth motion.
Dongslap by Don Max May 12, 2003