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Poopacabra
Manifesting from the bowels of a being only to be described as the 'King of Thrones', this magnificent structure is often a high mixture of solids, liquids, floaties, and sands. With a stench that is the equivalent to a mixture of milk left in the summer sun and a bloated deer carcass, poopacabra can only be semi-masked with a mixture of sawdust and whiskey. The most notable part of the poopacabra is the inability to eliminate it on a single flush. It will generally require 4 to 5 flushes to get all of the feces forced through the plumbing however an unforgettable shit lining will stay in the toilet like a shadow of remorse.
Adam - "After four straight days of Mexican food and beer the poopacabra was unleashed. It took four flushes and still left a brown streak in the toilet and my roomie thought a murder took place in the shitter."
Poopacabra by F.O.S.F.F. 7O01 June 8, 2015
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poopacalypse by Brikloss December 30, 2008
poopman
Just a guy with a complete lack any sense of
odor or any
hygiene. He
not only smells bad but he also
makes those who
choose to hang around him smell bad.
Many will
argue where
his almost divine ability to smell
odorous comes from but none will argue of how
noxious the smell is.
Note* The usage of the phrase "poopman" will generally cause a redundant exchange consisting of the following:
odor or any
hygiene. He
not only smells bad but he also
makes those who
choose to hang around him smell bad.
Many will
argue where
his almost divine ability to smell
odorous comes from but none will argue of how
noxious the smell is.
Note* The usage of the phrase "poopman" will generally cause a redundant exchange consisting of the following:
Person A: Yo poopman!
Person B: Whatchu call me?
Person A: POOPMAN!
Person B: Shut yo mouth poopman!
Person A: No, you da poopman.
Person B: No, YOU da poopman.
Person A: I have class in fifteen minutes. How about we go for another five?
Person B: Fine with me. Poopman.
Person A: Shut up poopman.
Person B: Whatchu call me?
Person A: POOPMAN!
Person B: Shut yo mouth poopman!
Person A: No, you da poopman.
Person B: No, YOU da poopman.
Person A: I have class in fifteen minutes. How about we go for another five?
Person B: Fine with me. Poopman.
Person A: Shut up poopman.
El Poopacabra
A poop of such evil magnitude that it is feared by local natives, much like the El Chupacabra itself.
El Poopacabra by moooooog35 February 25, 2011
poopfacial
similar to a standard cosmetic facial, instead using fecal matter as the medium on the subject's face rather than makeup, lotion, etc. A more thorough version of the Chocolate Mustache.
Joe got so wasted last night and was being such an asshole, that we had to give him a full poopfacial; the Chocolate Mustache simply wouldn't do.
poopfacial by aquajerk/surly December 18, 2011
Poopache
Similar to a stomachache, one gets a poopache when they have not flushed their body of waste for an alarming number of days. In other words, the ache a person might get when they have to poop but hold it off. May or may not be accompanied excessiver with gas, stomach pains & aches.
Boy: I haven't gotten a chance to take a dump in the longest time and my stomach hurts like hell.
Girl: Damn, sucks for you. You must have a poopache.
Man: My stomach fucking aches, I'm passing gas, and I get these excruciating pains in my abdomen, what the hell is this shit, Doc?
Doctor: Looks like you have a poopache. No worries, just take a dump ASAP.
Girl: Damn, sucks for you. You must have a poopache.
Man: My stomach fucking aches, I'm passing gas, and I get these excruciating pains in my abdomen, what the hell is this shit, Doc?
Doctor: Looks like you have a poopache. No worries, just take a dump ASAP.
Poopache by WhoSaidThat September 27, 2009