Schlor 

When your girl sucks your balls with a mouthful of Mountain Dew

Jenny gave the the Schlor last night

Schlor by buttbees August 13, 2020

schlort 

A skinny, tiny, shriveled up chode. It tends to fold and is impossible to jerk off with.

Holy shit dude, don't whip out your schlort in the changeroom bro.

schlort by lebronisgoat October 31, 2018

Schlob 

A method of smearing paint; Taytayski’s preferred technique of throwing paint around a canvas.

“Now grab some paint and schlob it on the canvas”
“My favorite part of the background is schlobbing the paint around!”

“Load that brush, and start schlobin!

Schlob by Taytayski August 21, 2020

schlack schlorts 

When you roll up your slacks and turn them into schlorts.

Yo bruh, nice schlack schlorts!

schlack schlorts by just make the money January 13, 2014

schlochembacher 

one who is depressed and is willing to explain to anybody how bad their life is on social clubs such as myspace, facebook, twitter, etc.

schlochembacher

schlochembacher by youngno23 March 20, 2010

schlorn 

It’s when you kill someone with sleeping pills

Person A: How did she die?
Person B: She was schlorn

schlorn by Lapetie April 28, 2020

Schlork 

Eating something of large quantity very quickly

Dude, did you see me schlork that whole buffet?

Schlork by Big Lack April 23, 2019