Saife 

A dumb bot who isn't actually safe because he is never in a safe.

Manny: I hit this guy for 199! Help! jwkhdfkjhfgjkhgsdfjkhgadshjfkg!

Saife: I can't! I am not safe! I will milk you instead

Saife by Curly_Penguin639 April 15, 2020

Keep you safe 

"Keep you safe" or "stay safe" is an ambiguous and vaguely menacing phrase to keep people in line, a bit like when a gangster offers a business protection in return for a small fee. In order to stay safe, one must avoid things such as scientific fact, critical thinking, divergent opinions and basic civil rights. Instead, follow the soyence, and get all your misinformation fact checked. This phrase used to be known as "for your safety" or "for security purposes".

"We are installing cameras in all restrooms to keep our customers safe."

"In order to keep you safe, you must follow our guidelines and abandon independent thought."

"We want all our stakeholders to stay safe. That is why they will have to have microchip implants to access basic amenities. To keep you safe.'

Keep you safe by RayBidd February 9, 2022

safe music 

songs easily identified by accessible melodies and catchy choruses, normally played on mainstream or pop radio stations. Safe music, or having safe musical tastes, is often singable and easy to listen to by a wide and diverse audience.

All Brian listens to is safe music. Whenever the tunes sound heavy or edgy, he changes the station.

safe music by D.S. Credito March 8, 2015

safe school 

An Australian primary school which has dropped education and is now a daytime gender transitioning clinic for young children, where parents have no control.

Don't want to rush into your child's Gender Transition? Their school will do it anyway, with the help of Safe Schools. They don't need your consent.

safe school by HbombBrisley March 27, 2019

Safety Scissoring 

The sexual act of two double leg amputee women scissoring each other.

I should clear my history of safety scissoring before someone sees it.

Safety Scissoring by ETMZ October 9, 2014

Safety Tap 

A slight tap (but often harder) during rough sexual intercourse role-playing to let your partner know you have had a little too much, or it's a little too rough.

Lance and Trixie were role playing "underground prison sex in Beirut."

Lance eased his hog into Trixie, who was tied up on a love swing. The 6 hits of liquid blotter acid he shot into his eye earlier got him going a little too much, and Trixie had to give him a safety tap to slow him down a little.

Safety Tap by Jrubadub August 5, 2011

safe dick 

Safe dick is the dick you go to when you break up with your s-o and you need a good dickin' but dont want STD's from a new dick and want to be cuddled afterward.

Safe dick is usually a guy you are already friends with and won't make a casual hook up awkward afterward. This guy cares for your well being, but doesnt want a relationship so he will always be down to have sex and cuddle.

Girl 1: i need to get fucked
Girl 2: go look on tinder
Girl 1: nah, im not trynna get an STD right now, I'll hit up tommy for some safe dick.

safe dick by idontknowman99 December 5, 2017