Assfoot 

A medical condition where your foot smells like the inside of an ass.

"Wow! Your foot smells like ass, you have assfoot! uh oh stinky"

Assfoot by StinkyAssFootCreator May 16, 2020

Assfoot 

Assfoot is what happens when Dad finds you masturbating while peeping through a hole in the downstairs shower, to your mom, sister, cousins, etc., anyone with ass, cunt, and tits.

Assfoot is when Dad sticks his foot up your ass for peeping tomism.

Assfoot by Jacques Asse June 25, 2009

Assroot 

The invisible bond that's created between your ass and the couch after hitting some bomb ass weed

Danyael is so stoned, he's grown an assroot to the couch and can't get up

Assroot by DanyaelDemonic May 18, 2011

assfoon 

A jackass, buffoon.

You're such a fucking assfoon.

assfoon by Decker December 22, 2002

asstooth

Derived from the Soul Caliber character "Astaroth" an asstooth is a big, bumbling, klutzy galoomph of a person who is obviously doing something that requires negative use of the brain.

"No, it's probably NOT a good idea to stick your hand in the waffle iron, asstooth"

"whatever ,asstooth" - usually said in exasperation when someone keeps talking about the new plumbing they're installing in their bathroom.

asstooth by nycbuckeye October 13, 2004

asstoot 

Fucking someone who is farting in the ass. Usually deeply till one cums.

Martha ate plenty of beans and was horny enough for an asstoot.

The bear was gastulating and was beaten to submission and later asstooted on.

asstoot by asstoot February 7, 2010

assfoonery 

Buffonery to the tenth power. Real stupid acts or situations.

"I've experienced nothing but assfoonery babysitting those fucking kids."
"I can't work with Tom and put up with his assfoonery"

assfoonery by VP December 27, 2007