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Bloodshot 

A bloody ejaculation or cumshot, typically caused by trauma to the testicles such as torsion, surgery, or lighting your crotch on fire an then having someone stomp it out.
Dude, I had a vasectomy three days ago and I'm still putting bloodshot on my wife's face. The clots are kinda gross.

Bloodshot eyes 

When you cry so much because things get too heavy
I’m sorry I can’t stop crying I have those bloodshot eyes. It’s all my fault.
Bloodshot eyes by SheLostTheOne February 25, 2018

Bloodshot dumbass 

Sarah when high and egg house also killed her bestfriend
Sarah is a bloodshot dumbass, would hate to be her!
Bloodshot dumbass by Niglitgod April 27, 2020

third eye bloodshot

Being absolutely stoned, to the point you start talking in new age hippy speak.
"Man, that last bong hit made my third eye bloodshot. Now, how do we start planning for world peace?"
third eye bloodshot by Hippyfox November 22, 2017

vaginal bloodshot 

the act of blood being propelled out of a female's vagina during menstruation.
John seriously reconsidered his decision to get his red wings after taking a vaginal bloodshot to the face.
vaginal bloodshot by napes April 23, 2006

There Will Be Bloodshed 

The song from Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance and theme song of Jetstream Sam, the biggest and most handsome Brazilian man to ever live. Only the most Gigachad and Based people can listen to it.
Verse 1
Memories broken
The truth goes unspoken
I’ve even forgotten my name
I don’t know the season
Or what is the reason
I’m standing here holding my blade
A desolate place
Without any trace
It’s only the cold wind I feel
It’s me that I spite
As I stand up and fight
The only thing I know for real

Chorus
There will be bloodshed
The man in the mirror nods his head
The only one
Left
Will ride upon the dragon’s back
Because the mountains don’t give back what they take
Oh, no, there will be blood-
-shed
It’s the only thing I’ve ever known

Verse 2
Losing my identity
Wondering, have I gone insane?
To find the truth in front of me
I must climb this mountain range
Looking downward from this deadly height
And never realizing why I fight