A word smash of ‘Stuff’ and ‘Spunk’; quantities of semen so voluminous that it simply becomes meaningless or immeasurable… like the amount of
individual shit tickets on a jumbo roll of
toilet paper, or the quantity of dog turd collected by every council in the UK over the course of a year.
As Angus, Felix, Humphrey, Baxter, Maddox, Julien Clive and Barney all reached a frenzied and unified climax, they
released enormous ribbons of Spuff over Duncan’s prone backside…
Later, as they moped up their
collective triumph, it dawned upon Maddox how much more Spuff they could have created if Henry, Jacob, Gerald,
Marmaduke, Cecil, Peter and Eggy Rupert hadn’t all been away at the Rugby 7’s in Gloucester.