Speedgro 

A fast negro

That Speedgro ran fast to get his chicken n waffles.

Speedgro by Kevin Carrington January 8, 2009

speedyrogamer

famous Romanian streamer who likes to milk money from his viewers. He also likes big cocks

P1 : Did you watch speedyrogamer today?
P2 : Yea, he got a 200 donation and ignored it because he was watching Gachi

speedyrogamer by kewta October 1, 2019

speedrope 

Synonym for skipping rope, but for manly manly men bursting with testosterone (as oppsed to 8-year-old girls in the playground).

Get back in the kitchen, woman! I'm going to drink beer then do some speedrope.

speedrope by Jim A December 31, 2006

speedgoat 

Noun: The poor, hapless driver who has been pulled over by traffic cops for speeding on a highway or country road. The 'speedgoat', through their sacrifice, allows all other drivers to speed past with impunity and without paying the ultimate price.

While passing, with a sigh of relief, we thank the highway gods that we are not the 'speedgoat'. But inevitably, that day and that siren comes for us all.

From the pig latin: scapegoat

Mark roared with glee as he zoomed down the highway, "Did you catch the look on that speedgoat's face?"

"Better watch it, sunshine," replied white-knuckled Jane from the passenger seat. "The way you're driving, your time will come!"

speedgoat by Hipsterion February 28, 2013

Speedrone 

Mixing and snorting both amphetamine (speed) and mephedrone (bath salt) at the same time

History : a small romanian music festival D'aiurea

R : Would you rather have speed or salt?
V : Speedrone, d'uh!

Speedrone by cristipodar February 27, 2022

speedrophile 

Spider pedophile

"Stretch the spider out"
"No I'm not a pedophile"
"I think you mean speedrophile"

speedrophile by Dogwomangeo May 11, 2024