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The act of not putting out at a party, specifically for girls. Can also refer to a crack team of cock blocking friends that travel in packs to protect one another.
The girl had some tight security, so I didn't get laid.

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1: A small town attatched to Colorado Springs, Colorado. Just as a dung beetle must still have an asshole, so must the home of James Dobson and Focus on the Family have a place to dump their trash.

2: Adj. The concept of safety, as one might feel when inside of a bulldozer demolishing government buildings, or when hiding beneath a tractor-trailor from police officers.

3: N. The organization devoted to finding undesirables on the property of a private organization. These persons are also referred to as "rent-a-cops" and "those guys with the flashlights oh man hide the stash oh man oh man I'm so high oh man look at the lights oh... hey who are those guys" in general conversation.

4: A part of someone's financial portfolio.
Security! Escort these hooligans from my property. With a taser.
security by Shuffle September 26, 2005

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A state of being which, according to reputable sources, is threatened by The Labour Party. This state applies to our nation, our economy, and your family.
"The Labour Party is now a threat to our national security, our economic security and your family's security." - Every Conservative to appear in the media since 12/09/2015
Security by redmears October 28, 2015

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That which usually decreases the progression of humanity as it usually prevents people from making a positive impact on the world around them.
Security is the enemy of progress.
Security by Dubiks February 10, 2019

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u should get a security guard or smtg
security by bebzlabz December 9, 2021

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Corporate gaslighting used by big tech to justify taking away the consumer's rights and freedom of a product they paid for by locking out aftermarket parts and accessories or even first party parts without the manufacturer's blessing that comes in the form of proprietary software only they have access to.
To ensure the safety and security of our customers, a recent firmware update locks out the use of aftermarket accessories, parts and third party repair to secure the money in our pockets by forcing the user to mail it back to us at their cost so we can charge you up the ass for a poor quality fix and a six month plus turnaround time with no updates.
Security by 36368876 March 13, 2023