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lbsimp by theneverlandfairy July 2, 2021
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Lisimp
Lisimp- The words lie and simp put together. Pronounced like- (Luh-simp). Lisimp is someone who lies about their age, looks, height, etc. To get people to simp over them. This usually happens when you meet someone online, if this happens in real life and you still manage to get someone to simp over you, you are a very good liar/lisimp.
Amanda (texting Dan in a Gc ): I have red hair and I know you like girls with red hair.
Dan (texting Amanda Gc): Really! Now I know you look good because your hair is red, I think I like you now.
Garry (Texting in the GC): Wow! Amanda you really are a lisimp because you know you don't have red hair.
Dan (texting Amanda Gc): Really! Now I know you look good because your hair is red, I think I like you now.
Garry (Texting in the GC): Wow! Amanda you really are a lisimp because you know you don't have red hair.
Lisimp by mhmmthetruth November 19, 2020
Lisimpa
A person who shows no PDA towards his or her significant other. However when his boy is around and he says goodnight I love you he says I hate you to his homie but I love you too his girlfriend. This makes him a simp. But remains a lip virgin.
Lisimpa by Jitsavage69 September 6, 2020
Foot prisons
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