One who is a physical stand-in for a sexual fantasy - a lookalike that one can whack off to while maintaining a fantasy of the original. The doppelganger is an innocent victim of your chudding tempest, by the way.
That poor girl. If she only knew that you stumbled across a porn lookalike ...
I was browsing some porn on the weekend, and I came across a complete doppelwhacker for my hot guidance counselor. I squeezed one out in less than a minute.
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.