Holy Gucamole 

a cleaner word for saying "HOLY SHIT!' read below for example in sentence

friend: Hey i just won the lottery!
me: HOLY GUCAMOLE! HOW THE FUCK DID YOU DO THAT!
friend: Luck.
me: HOLY GUCAMOLE DID YOU GET LUCK FROM YOUR BIRTH?
friend: no mate
me: WHAT THE HELL WHY THE FUCK YOU CALLED ME "MATE"
friend: thats what we are, mates.
me: shut the motherfucking holy gucafuckingmoly!!!
friend: fuck you bitch nigga ass cock

and that kids, your friends will now hate you.

Holy Gucamole by WembzYT April 4, 2018

holy guacamole 

Cleaner way of saying holy crap.

B-I just became famous!!!

J-Holy guacamole!!Can i go on tour with you?

B-No

J-Holy guacamole!!!Why not?

B-Because i dont like you!

J-Holy guacamole!!!

B-Stop saying that it's annoying!!!

J-Holy guacamole!!!

B-I'm leaving!!!

J-Holy guacamole!!!

holy guacamole by brzy4ever!! December 20, 2013

holy guacamole 

an avocado blessed by a priest

Nathan: *tells a story of utter perplexity*
Jeff: "Holy guacamole!"
avocado that happened to be strolling past: "nah man. im an atheist."

holy guacamole by depressed_bin_chicken123 September 27, 2019

holy guacamole 

OH MY GAWD!!!
To be extremly shocked; in shock.

Tonia walked up to Bridget and said "I'm gonna have to repeat the grade!!"

"HOLY GUACAMOLE!!", Bridget exclaimed.

holy guacamole by HOLYGUACAMOLE96 June 3, 2009

holy guacamole 

A shocking surprise that is preposterous.

Person 1: Did you know stretch marks are permanent?
Person 2: holy guacamole!!

holy guacamole by Massiveturd December 20, 2009

holy guacamole 

A statement that can be loosely translated into "holy shit" or "holy cow" or anything that expresses extreme surprise.

Holy Guacamole is actually a restaurant in Santa Monica.
Wholly Guacamole is a brand of guacamole and other dips.

Jack: Hey Jill, lets go up the hill to fetch a pail of water!
Jill: OKAY!
(both go up the hill)
Jill: (trips)
Jack: HOLY GUACAMOLE! (trips)

holy guacamole by Omgeezus January 5, 2012

Holy Guacamole 

A less profane way of saying holy crap; a phrase to express astonishment.

A song by MF Doom featuring Paul Barmen.

Holy Guacamole, i think i wet myself!

Man, MF Doom and Paul Barmen need to make another song together, Holy Guacamole was awesome.

Holy Guacamole by -LSD- August 22, 2010