verb
to negotiate through a field of scattered obstacles because there isn’t a direct pathway through
This is derived from the Japanese vertical pinball game called “pachinko”, in which the tiny steel balls have to randomly bounce and weave their way through a scattered field of little immovable pins.
“Did you ever notice how in a tourist trap there is no direct pathway to the only bathroom? You have to pachinko through a junk shop littered with display stands filled with rubber tomahawks, pecan logs and Mexican jumping beans.”
Pachine is a multi meaning word invented by twitch streamer Coziestpeak509 which can be used to define and label someone who’s a punk, bitch, cocksucker, whack dweeb or someone who wants to follow the rules and doesn’t do homie shit and instead chooses to go to sleep early and be a square. For Example a pachine can be getting wrecked in a 1v1 then run and hide with their teammates so a bunch of pachines can 1v4 you. Don’t restrict the use of the word pachine. You know a pachine when you see/come across one. If you see a pachine in public just laugh and in your head say to yourself what a pachine.
1. A Mexican slang word used to describe a female who is a buzz kill. A Pachifanga is typically aware of her fun sucking abilities but shows no regard for others interests.
2. Every Mexican family has one of these, and tends to avoid them at the family gatherings.
3. Pachifangas personally believe they are above everyone else based off of irrational beliefs regardless of social or financial status; which clouds their thinking and creates an atmosphere of buzz kill surrounding the individual.
4. The Pachifanga syndrome can last up to several hours, or days; and in some severe cases last a lifetime. It can be caused by loneliness, hanger, a recent break up, mother nature, anger, debt, a loss of job, a recent tv show being discontinued, lack of sex, or genitecally inherited at birth.