monkey snatch

A vulgar phrase that refers to someone acting like a complete asshat. Their actions remind you of the putridness of a hot wet simian vagina.

You are a complete and total monkey snatch, asshole.

Man, Frank was acting like a monkey snatch last night.

monkey snatch by SWSTX September 28, 2005

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Snatch Monkey

An extremely unreasonable, obnoxious person.

Wow I cannot believe that stupid snatch monkey ratted me out.

Snatch Monkey by Logan, Alexa, Casey September 28, 2008

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monkeysnatch

anyone that tries to grab your ass when you are in a limo

"Get the fuck in the back of the limo or I am going to bash your head into the sidewalk, you monkeysnatch."

monkeysnatch by Erik "I am one" Kalmus November 8, 2005

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

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mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.

Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho

mickey mousing by Freezing the Mainstream July 18, 2006

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Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.

Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch

Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022

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joybait

excessive nice speech, the opposite of ragebaiting

adrian: i hope you have a nice day and never get sad!
enrique: joybait ❤️ 🩹🌹

joybait by whatdoespseudonymevenmean October 17, 2025

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