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Schoen is the type of guy who is super skinny and will always get the ladies. He is bilingual and his primary language is Robloxian and his secondary is English. He is a Roblox god and knows how to type a series of blocked words into the chat. When he sees a girl he likes he is committed and will never give up. He is an Overall great guy but if you are not allowed to watch rated PG-13 or RAted R you may wanna plug your ears. ❤Shale for life❤
Person 1: Who got in trouble for chucking a scrunchie in the band room?
Person 2: SCHOEN!!
Person 1: Who got in trouble for typing Momo on the school search bar?
Person 2: Schoen
Schoen by IDK_WHO November 28, 2019
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A Castor and Schoen 

A not-ready-for-prime-time legal duo who damages the client more than they help. Also known to read poems to the jurists of a trial.
Why the hell did I hire a Castor and Schoen!? They make Giuliani look like a legal eagle. Should have went with the public def. Ughf!

Nick Schiener 

Fastest high school sophomore 800 runner in NY. Future Olympian
Nick Schiener is a future Olympian
Nick Schiener by Blogan Maschari November 11, 2019

Scheniving

A word used to describe someone who is both scheming and conniving.
"They’re always the ones conniving and scheming. Sometimes they do both. I call that scheniving." - Sarge RvB
Scheniving by saiyan*queen*vega February 7, 2007

The Schonfeld Principle 

When you gamble against what you want to happen so you’re happy either way (essentially hedging your happiness)
“I’m a big Yankee fan but I bet against them today. I’m using The Schonfeld Principle.”

Schontchz 

Intercourse involving penetration of the vagina by the penis without the use of a condom.
Hey Frank would you schontchz that chick?

Tom was trying to schontchz that drunk girl.

Did you fuck Kelly schontchz?
Schontchz by AirSwo February 18, 2009

schmenged 

ive been schmenged
schmenged by Cangh Jui May 15, 2003