Cloos 

Cloos also applies to your theoretical "hacker status."

If you are at Cloos hacker status, you can hack into the pentagon without being tracked back.

Dude, you just achieved Cloos status!
HOLY FUCK! I just did!

Cloos by cool man salad April 3, 2004

Cloos 

Crazy ass mother fucker

That guy is cloos
Ya and cloos is a tard also.
hahahah

Cloos by Drmonumbo October 15, 2003

cloos 

Cloos; Noun

Cloos Aka Cameron Loos
Other Aliases:
C++loos
(++1005
(1005
teh 1337 h4x0r

Hes one crazy Kid. He invented a wifi bullet that he soots into peoples spines to hack their brain. He writes his own CS hacks in notepad in javascript. Java, C++, and binary are his prime languanges he codes in. He thinks that they are all simple. Plus the fact that C++ is only a visual language and it wasnt used to make linux or any good OS.

He also hacked halo in 2 days. Took him just a day to hack altima online.

"Dude, Cloos is hecka cool."
"That is way too cloos."
"Cloos is such a h4xor!"
"You can never win when you play against cameron loos."
"Cloos, you can never lose."

cloos by cool man salad January 28, 2004

Chooser 

A term derived from the two words: Chump and Loser, combined together.

Woah did you see that guy eat it on his bike? What a chooser!

Chooser by Will Smith’s a G July 31, 2021

Clooshtabloosh

Term used during a moment of absolute uncertainty and blankness of the mind.

Whats that clooshtabloosh over there.

Clooshtabloosh by Clooshtabloosh August 2, 2008

Cloomer 

Cloom·er1
/ˈclo͞omər/
Individual who oversaturates the Clone Troopers from Star Wars, mostly known for their witty comments regarding the accuracy of imperial stormtroopers, as well as believing the Clone Wars TV Show is the best piece of Star Wars media.

"Dude, Tom is such a cloomer!"

Cloomer by YourMom1234567891011 February 6, 2020

Kenneth Cloonan 

A god-like deity worshiped by the Moniteau natives of the continental U.S. Known as the French-Man he commonly wore tight clothing to show his prestige and dominance. He was known to teach the strong and intelligent of the Moniteau in order to find the best to carry on his legacy.

Kenneth Cloonan will allow you to proceed if not you shall be shunned.
Cloonan only accepts the best.

Kenneth Cloonan by aHumanbeingwhoisalive101 November 2, 2018