Cloosterman

Probably the hottest last name in the century.

It turns out that people with "Cloosterman" as their last name mainly has acne. They are mainly nice people, and always has a fighting spirit.

They mainly have friends that always ask them how to spell their last name.,

Jake: "Yo look its Cloosterman!"
Nathan: "OMG HES SO COOL!"

Cloosterman by Stop Hammer Time September 24, 2020

kloosterman

Coolest person in the entire world. Also goes by kloo.

That kloosterman!

kloosterman by KDOG July 19, 2012

closterian 

A person who has the IQ of a rock, and that smokes and drinks uncontrollably.

That kid is such a closterian.

closterian by Don Jua April 2, 2005

cooterman 

cooterman is someone who has a massive pp and all the women love him. he is also known by the name brad or bradley.

Did you see how sexy cooterman/brad/bradley is today?

cooterman by TheCooterman November 28, 2020

cooterman 

cooterman also known as a man named brad or bradley. cooterman is a straight up savage and all the women love him and his phat penis. no one compares to cooterman.

Hey jessica did you see how hot and sexy cooterman is?

Yeah! he is literally so hot i would let him do anything to me.

cooterman by TheCooterman November 28, 2020