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When something simultaneously closes and implodes.
Guy One:"Why are you so sweaty? You're just sitting there." Guy Two:"I was prairie dogging it but, I knew I couldn't get up so, I've been cloding for the past five minutes. It takes a lot of effort and focus." Guy One:"Cloding...?" Guy Two:"Yeah Man, it's kind of like keistering but, instead of an object, it's just feces." Guy One: "Oh..."
cloding by AnwarSadat94 October 23, 2019
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The act of wrapping a baby in aluminum foil, microwaving it, and then buttfucking it.
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A portmanteau of Claude Coding. Used when vibe coding with Claude Code.
Yeah, I'm cloding hard today, making some killer apps
Cloding by spritc1 April 18, 2026

ARE YA CODING SON? 

A sentence that will get you banned in mere seconds on YandereDev's discord server
person1:ARE YA CODING SON?
YandereDev:your free trial of existence has ended

Cocaine Coding 

The art of programming an entire piece of software in one line of code.

Can also be defined as one line of code just like one line of cocaine
Programmer 1: Alejandro is really addicted to single lines of code
Programmer 2: Yeah I heard he does Cocaine Coding most of the time
Cocaine Coding by O-K-B October 6, 2021

pink clouding

Pretending everything is okay to everyone when it really isn't.
(Girl jumps to her death). Cop: "I just talked to her yesterday. She was pink clouding, and I knew it." ~Amanda Rollins, Law & Order SVU
pink clouding by Hollibird May 22, 2017
In Korean, "choding" refers to "elementary school kid".

When it's used for someone who isn't a kid (teenager, grown-up,...), it means that this person is childish and acts like a kid.
This guy acts like a little kid, he is really a Choding !
Choding by eLement August 27, 2013