ass bagel 

Basically it's Stifler speak where you hook up some dirty phrase with some normal word. Usually used when trying to emphasize a point. Also good for answering machines.

Beep "Hey ass bagel what are you doing calling me so late? I'm not home right now. So go fuck a flip flop flip flop fucker before I shove it straight up your ass! Bye"

ass bagel by Twiggy627770 September 12, 2005

bagel ass 

"when you got a flat ass"
-ham

(mostly referring to princess sophia's bagel ass)

Nathan: You got a bagel ass
(*just so u know, sophie is flat as fucc*)
Sophia: I do not have a bagel ass

bagel ass by a dissapointment August 2, 2018

Bagel in the ass

Whenever you get pulled over and given a ticket.

Person 1: Aw man, I just got given a ticket for goin' 126 miles per hour in a school zone.
Person 2: Oof, that police officer just put a bagel in the ass.

Bagel in the ass by BigDog823 November 2, 2019