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Assad Curse

When somebody important says that the Syrian president Bashar Al-Assad has to be removed from office, but instead that person gets removed from power or dies.
Untill now, many important world leaders have called for the removal of Assad, but instead after years they themselves went out of office and Assad is still in power.
#AssadCurse
John McCain: "Assad has to go!"
*gets braincancer*
Random twitter user: "Lol Assad Curse strikes again!"
Assad Curse by DanUD July 25, 2017
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AsparDame 

The female version of a Splenda Daddy. When she lacks the funds to be a Sugar Momma but still tries to spoil you.
My AsparDame took me out shopping for new socks and dinner at Applebees. She treats me right.
AsparDame by Herbiekamp December 3, 2018
The utopia of asses. The one land all ass-warriors strive for when their time comes to an end. Only glory and butts await for the brave and bold in this golden heaven.
"He fell unconscious after touching such perfect ass. He knew that after such experience he could only await death, and hoped that he was worthy of ascending to Assgard with full honours."
Assgard by Jefedin January 5, 2014
The anal equivalent of a "VCard". One keeps their Asscard until penetrated anally.
"So last night during sex, Jim took my asscard by sticking his fingers inside my anus"
Asscard by WindowDominos March 7, 2010
the definition of awesomeness, this is a person is a legend... they also put the “ass” in assandr because DAMN they have a bootyyy!! if you need a friend, get a assandr in your life, just do it !!

can also sound like sand but with a fat booty - if you know what i’m saying
Ruby: “oh my look at assandr”
Mia: “what an ass”
Ruby: “i wish i had one like that!!”
Mia: “damn, me too
assandr by ohyeahmakessense April 12, 2020

The Asgard Experience

Call your penis Stormbreaker and then masturbate so hard to an image of Tessa Thompson that you ejaculate the bifrost and open up a path to Asgard.
Bro I watched Thor Rangnarok last night and then had The Asgard Experience.