A measure of wine.
When the bartender asks your lady
friend if she would like a
small or large wine, with good intentions she starts to order a small.
But due to being a borderline
alcoholic she can't resist but change it to a large.
gentleman "a pint for me and a
dry white wine for the lady please"
bartender "small or large miss?"
lady
friend "I'll have a Sss... slarge please"
gentleman under his breath "bloody
lush"