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grandpam 

It's it the word grandpa and grandma said together.

It's the short for grandparents.
Misha: where are you going this weekend?

Biscuit: to my grandpam's place.
grandpam by Strawberry_ September 13, 2019

lazy grandpa 

Getting a blowjob while riding on a mobility scooter.
My girlfriend gave me Lazy Grandpa while we were riding around on a scooter at Walmart.
lazy grandpa by Dwejj July 11, 2018

Grandpa in his bunker

Vladolf Putler is a Lebensraum-hogging megalomaniac who has isolated himself from reality into his bunker. He has surrounded himself with weak yes-men who conform this sociopath's delusional thoughts such as a nuke-horny midget named Medvedev. When Vlad's mission inevitably fails, this former office rat certainly doesn't kill himself like his Aryan counterpart Adolf Hitler did, no way, he doesn't have balls for it, someone else has to do this pest control job, regarding his cronies as well.
Sufferings and deaths just continue in Ukraine, but the grandpa in his bunker doesn't care because his own ass isn't in danger, yet...

dang it grandpa 

whats up guys today we are gonna play some dang it grandpa
dang it grandpa by Kpop central September 17, 2020

Ur grandpap a trap 

The worst insult possible in the entirety of the English language, ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, and ur granny tranny dwarf in comparison.
1:ur mom gay
2:well ur dad lesbian
1:no u
2:well ur granny tranny
1:but ur grandpap a trap
2: *explodes into dust, immediately in hell*

Angry Grandpa 

A man who made millions of people laugh ( his youngins ), the kindest man you would ever meet cared about everyone. But he has recently passed away December of 2017. R.i.p angry grandpa
Have you seen angry grandpa’s new video?

Yea! I love him so much me makes me laugh when I’m down
Angry Grandpa by March2nd December 11, 2017