BEST CAMP COUNSELOR EVER. Doesn’t get sun burns because she bathes in dog drool. Won’t let fibbers go to the camp nurse. Her catchphrase is “Sick!” Has a secret handshake with her cousin that is so secret they must recreate it every day for fear that it is compromised. Likes to have fun. If she could change all of the water in the world to a different liquid, she would change it to Capri-sun. Was almost names Spider-Pig.
Lesser Camp Counselor: Hey Capri-fun, are you going to let that kid go to the nurse?
Capri-fun: No, the kid ain’t siiiiick. He’s faking it. They’re faking it. They’re all faking it.
A theme park based around the Capri-Sun soft drink. It is known for having a very fun water slide. No artificial ingredients allowed!
Any sentient soft drink who wishes to enter Capri-Sun Funland is scanned by a high-tech machine to see if they contain any artificial ingredients. Sentient soft drinks who contain artificial ingredients will be denied entry.
"Capri-Sun Funland - can't wait! Next stop, the water slide!"
Boys who enjoy yaoi (a genre in Japan that contains sexual and/or romantic relations between two men); literally translates to "rotten boy"; corresponding female : fujoshi