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A very important region of the male reproductive organ that has no function but to elongate and hang the sack.
The average ballsack has 3 major parts: the two testicles, enclosed together in the bottom of the scrotum, and a stretch of the sack that connects the lower scrotum to the base of the shaft. It is only present in warm conditions, as in colder temperatures it become invisible, not hiding but ceasing to exist completely until the climate returns to comfortable.
This stretch, called the twegner, is usually ignored as simply a part of the general scrotum. However, this misconception is harmful to the reputation of the twegner. The twegner deserves our gratitude--it allows semen to survive in warm conditions. It does so much unthanked work every day, and most of you never even thought about it once. If you have one, recognize and thank your twegner at every opportunity for having your back without you ever knowing. If you don't, please take the time to ask someone to thank theirs for you.
The average ballsack has 3 major parts: the two testicles, enclosed together in the bottom of the scrotum, and a stretch of the sack that connects the lower scrotum to the base of the shaft. It is only present in warm conditions, as in colder temperatures it become invisible, not hiding but ceasing to exist completely until the climate returns to comfortable.
This stretch, called the twegner, is usually ignored as simply a part of the general scrotum. However, this misconception is harmful to the reputation of the twegner. The twegner deserves our gratitude--it allows semen to survive in warm conditions. It does so much unthanked work every day, and most of you never even thought about it once. If you have one, recognize and thank your twegner at every opportunity for having your back without you ever knowing. If you don't, please take the time to ask someone to thank theirs for you.
1) "If I take good care of my twegner, it will take good care of me."
2) "Man--it's so cold in here that I think my twegner is gone"
2) "Man--it's so cold in here that I think my twegner is gone"
Twegner by The Anatomical Educator December 11, 2013
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state twerper by jpg3 August 14, 2011
twerpectomy
A phoney-bologna fake medical procedure sometimes mentioned by the evil babysitter Vicki on the TV cartoon, "Fairly Oddparents".
This procedure is where the patient's tonsils are removed along with his/her will to live.
This procedure is where the patient's tonsils are removed along with his/her will to live.
{Timmy}: I have to go get a tonsillectomy today.
{Vicki}: No Timmy, you're getting a triple twerpectomy!!
{Vicki}: No Timmy, you're getting a triple twerpectomy!!
twerpectomy by Telephony February 19, 2015
[Tierney]
The most amazing girl in the world, she is awesome, smart, pretty, and fun to be around. Anyone who dumps, or treats a Tierney badly, is an idiot.
Example 1:
Your friend: Man, your girlfriend is so awesome and perfect.
You: Yeah I know she's a Tierney.
Example 2:
Idiot (you): Man look at that Tierney over there, shes so awesome, I shouldn't have dumped her!!!
Friend: I know your an IDIOT!!!
Your friend: Man, your girlfriend is so awesome and perfect.
You: Yeah I know she's a Tierney.
Example 2:
Idiot (you): Man look at that Tierney over there, shes so awesome, I shouldn't have dumped her!!!
Friend: I know your an IDIOT!!!
tierney
A stunningly, beautiful, well-bred woman praised and admired by men all over the world. The title derived from the name of screen legend Gene Tierney.
I did not believe I would ever meet a real tierney, but when I caught my first glimpse of Lucy, I just stood there motionless, marveling at her beauty.
tierney by Joe Rodolico May 4, 2008
tierney
a very nice, kind, and caring girl. she may not always be friendly to everyone and may have some problems on days where she isnt feeling too good but will always be a true, valued friend and loved by everybody.
"so you're talking to tierney again?"
"yup, im happy about it too, i missed her, and im glad we put the past behind us. she is too much of a valued friend to give up over a stupid fight"
"thats good man, hope things work out. she's pretty hot too lol"
"dude, shut up"
"yup, im happy about it too, i missed her, and im glad we put the past behind us. she is too much of a valued friend to give up over a stupid fight"
"thats good man, hope things work out. she's pretty hot too lol"
"dude, shut up"