Wagnon 

1. One who is constantly but questionably hurt or injured

2. One who is prone to excuse-making in any softball situation not to his liking

"He says he ruptured his spleen last night playing basketball, but he wants to DH at tonight's softball game - what a Wagnon"

Wagnon by Dave December 22, 2003

Kyle Wagnon's Mom 

A super hot mom who likes to get slammed by gym teachers and their sons.

Hey whos that slut?
Oh that's just Kyle Wagnon's Mom

Kyle Wagnon's Mom by Larry ward October 27, 2009

band-aid wagon 

Perjorative for ambulance.

Thank goodness the band-aid wagon is here! I've already lost eight pints of hemoglobin!

band-aid wagon by Desi Goodness June 18, 2006

Woke culture ass wagons 

A term used to say: this group is too woke and I am leaving.

Often used by people who think you care.

I have officially decided to leave this group. Ye'all woke culture ass wagons seem hell bent on making me hate something I love.

Bye

Spoke by the Great Red Neck Flounce Prophet: Krispen. Vol. 1. Muad'Dib's Spicy Memes for Bene Gesserit Teens, Bookface group.

Woke culture ass wagons by Silvaus January 14, 2022

Swaggin Wagon Dragon 

Your number one best friend. No one is above them and you are perfect for each other.

They are swaggin wagon dragons and will be together forever.

Swaggin Wagon Dragon by ballerg17 March 8, 2017

Flapper wagon 

An uncircumcised penis that gets jerked off to the point of climax and you leave the semen in the uncircumcised flaps.

Klinton has a nice flapper wagon!

Did you see his flapper wagon? It really held his cum.

Flapper wagon by Pandaassassin1 May 6, 2021

pie wagon 

This is a broad that looked cute as a bug when she snared a man into marrying her. It didn't take long for her to become an abrasive hog....just one or two kids and a few too many cheeseburgers. Now she is fat as a cow and eats bon bons all day. She will eventually divorce him for his alimony and move in with a black or maybe a mexican man.

"Man, that Jimmy married a pie wagon, didn't he? I'm glad I don't have to plank that hog. How does he get his wiener in between those mountains of flab.?

pie wagon by running out of patience May 18, 2008