Shteard 

A mustache that also doubles as a beard. See Bob Weir 2010

Look at Bobby, His shteard dominates that stage!

Shteard by Arby Face October 24, 2010

Timo sheard 

Timo sheard is an American business executive, videographer, and music video director. His multimedia company,
B-Roll and FX Productions, started in 2015

Timo sheard directed that video

Timo sheard by Goliath1111 November 25, 2021

Shetarded 

A retarded female

OMG, that girl Rose is so shetarded

Shetarded by LVILLuminati September 4, 2016

Shetard

Shitfaced retard, or girly retard.

jay is such a shetard
or
omg mirrorkills is a damn shetard

Shetard by like, everyone with a brain December 12, 2008

steard 

a hardly-grown, almost shadow-like beard and mustache

(beard + stache = steard)

At the beginning of "No Shave November," men start to grow steards before they grow into their beard.

i.e.
Person 1: "I hope Andy Zenor grows his Steard back"
Person 2: "Me too. I really miss his steard."
Person 1: "Same here. It didn't even get a chance to grow into a full beard." *sigh*

steard by BobSagetty December 27, 2009

sheard

of or about, describing the likes of a shitty beard. shitty + beard = sheard

"dude, take a look at that sheard."

"my bonch has more hair than that guy's sheard."

"when i kissed her, she rejected me, stating simply that while real men can grow beards, i can not, for i am only sheard-capable."

"hey, lee hursh: nice sheard, ass hole!"

sheard by brady fitzgerald October 16, 2008

Sheard

When a man/woman inserts his/her index and middle fingers into his/her ass and pulls out a smear of shit and then proceeds to draw a beard with the shit on a fellow person's chin and or cheeks.

That biznatch gave me a sheard.

Sheard by Dirty Sanchez August 1, 2003