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glockencock

The Scottish celebration in which they celebrate the kilt as a memory of old man McHaggis who got his dick shot off.
"On glockencock we wear the kilt to let our cocks hang free"

Glockenspiel 

1. A racist slur used by percussionists aimed towards other people but usually band kids

2. A percussion instrument with pitched metal bars arranged in a keyboard layout and is struck with a mallet to create sound, also known as bells

Can also be shorted to “glock”
Nerd 1: yo our band director is such being such a glockenspiel right now

Nerd 2: ayo that’s some racist shit man

Glocking 

To mumble quietly and incoherently to ones self. Only speaking nonsense and/or gibberish and nothing anyone nearby can understand or respond to.
Alfred was glocking in Twitter Spaces all night last night.
Glocking by SpacesPeeps2021 June 6, 2021
Her: a guy said he's going to clap my cheeks!!!!!
Her boyfriend: dont worry i got my glickie he wont do nun
glickie by clappedcentral February 25, 2018

Die Glocke 

translate from german to "the bell" most well known as the nazi secret weapon form world war 2, though the portrayed as a weapon in "call of duty 5" as the "wunderwaffe dg2" it conception in todays media is a flying suacer like object that could defy gravity, said to have been tested at the secret nazi base Der Riese,
confused allied soldier-"is that a flying saucer?!?!"
captured german soldier-"nah thats just hitlers die glocke"
Die Glocke by im not a nazi April 10, 2011

glockenspiel'd 

The occurance of getting showed up by a glockenspiel while playing a seemingly more serious instruments.
*Steve lets out a short guitar riff*'
*Kerry performs a massive glockenspiel solo, totally flooring the crowd*
Random audience member: "Dude, you got glockenspiel'd!"