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Asshole Torching 

Taking a blowtorch to an asshole for pleasure or hair removal. Some people like it rough and some people like it bare. You can decide but watch out for its side effects: pungent smell of burnt asshole, burnt/darkened dicks, permanent scarring over the asshole, inability to poop.
"My boyfriends dick is darker than usual, I think he was asshole torching."
Asshole Torching by DICK burn November 16, 2016

Saber-Toothing 

The act of preying on young men by a woman past the appropriate age of a Cougar.
That old woman is Saber-Toothing hardcore.
Saber-Toothing by zeppenwolf July 1, 2011

Globe thotting 

someone who travels around the country, being a thot.
Cassie took a semester off so she could go globe thotting. Get ethnic dick.
Globe thotting by KaydeZ April 8, 2017

toothing 

Toothing is a technological evolution of the sexual practice known as "dogging". People with Bluetooth enabled mobile devices broadcast to other Bluetooth enabled devices in the area that they are "up for a shag" They text some flirtatious sexual banter back and forth for a bit, then arrange to meet up for an impromptu shag in the nearest nook or cranny.
Im not going to the pub tonight, im feeling a bit horny, gonna go toothing at Liverpool Street Station instead.
toothing by archibald crevice March 10, 2004

Throthing at the gash 

When a girl finds someone or something very attractive throth starts to come out of her vagina into her underware.
"Carli I love you"
"Oh Simon i'm throthing at the gash for you."
Running around pointlessly in a game instead of actually playing it.
"Why does Bob run around like that instead of actually playing?" "Oh, he's tothing"
tothing by Garris0n January 6, 2013