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Monkey thrust

When you jump on to her penetrations the sexual holes
Girl let me monkey thrust you

Bisexual Monkey Thrust 

This one takes three and some acrobatics. You've got penis-haver # 1 in the middle doing the most work. Vagina-haver wraps their legs around the penis-haver, being fucked / fucking. Both should contribute. Seemingly standard stand-up sex. Finally, you have penis-haver # 2 fucking penis-haver # 1 in the ass. Legs also wrapped penis-haver # 1. So if all 3 get their rhythm and thrusting right, it's magical. But requires the right people for sure.
Confused friend: Wait wait wait. So you're saying you were fucking your partner while also being fucked in the ass by some dude? And standing up, supporting both their weight just thrusting into each of them? What the fuck?

Penis-haver # 1: Bro, you haven't lived until you've experienced a bisexual monkey thrust. Trust me.

Thrush Monkey 

In Short A Disgusting Girl Carrying Thrush..Often The School slut.
"Yuck Mandy You Disgusting Thrush Monkey"
"Harley, Calling People Thrush Monkeys Is Mean."
Thrush Monkey by Pinktasttic October 20, 2006

Monkeythrust 

A measurement of Force equal to exactly 69 Newtons

1MKT = 69N
Scientist 1: The car exhibits a gravitational force of 473 Newtons

Scientist 2: You mean 6.85 Monkeythrust?
Monkeythrust by bobross1846 April 8, 2021

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026