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wimpitis 

The contagious condition of being wimpy. A person who won't participate in fun activities because they require effort or discomfort would be said to have wimpitis.

Also called wimpititis
Dena would rather sit in the chalet than go skiing, she must have wimpitis. I think she caught it from Jon.
wimpitis by annoyderek March 17, 2011
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wimpitude 

The scale amount that determines how much of a pussy you are.
Whoa, dude, did you check out Daniel? He won't do this totally awesome and reckless stunt with us.

Yeah, his wimpitude meter is way off the bar.
wimpitude by catastian May 12, 2016

wimpithetic 

wimpy and pathetic at the same time.
"dude you are so wimpithetic."
wimpithetic by mr.fool February 21, 2010

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026