spermweb

Being prevented from blowing your load, either directly or indirectly.

"Dude, my girlfriend took all my porn and she won't do anything with me until she's off her period. I can't live like this, I'm in a fucking spermweb."

spermweb by AllKnowingJackOfTrades October 9, 2011

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Sperm Web

When Your Sperm Gets Caught In A Cobweb Or Spider Web

*Strokin Hard*
Oh Look A Sperm Web!

Sperm Web by Sky High CEO November 12, 2014

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Sperm web

Noun. It is a phenomenon that happens when a girl is being “courted” by a guy and they are about to get serious and then suddenly all of her exes, hoes, or random men start showing up trying to earn her affection. It’s as if all men are subconsciously connected through this sperm web.

“Bruh my ex boyfriend just texted me he misses me!” “Oh my god, ugh it must be the sperm web”

Sperm web by Lolbrono January 16, 2023

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Spergweb

Spergweb was a now defunct lolcow trolling website, Chris Chan was involved for whatever reason. This derives from "sperg" - a derogatory term that describes a person with asperger syndrome.

I guess, this dude was a certified spergweb user before it got shut down.

Spergweb by anonymous4chanfunkin August 1, 2025

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Shitdar

Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.

When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.

Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026

Word of the Day on June 6, 2026

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Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
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Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.

Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026

Word of the Day on June 5, 2026

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Sonion

Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)

Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"

Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026

Word of the Day on June 4, 2026

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