shrivelbag 

Definition of shrivelbag

1: A made-up term used to describe a bitter person who chooses to, for example, criticise a grieving person’s message to their dead father.

2: David Leyonhjelm.

David Leyonhjelm is a nasty shrivelbag

shrivelbag by OldManRanting January 24, 2021

Shrivelbag 

A Shrivelbag is a bald politician who gets eggs broken on his head.

More egg boys needed for this Shrivelbag Lyonhelm.

Shrivelbag by Borgward January 25, 2021

Cock shrivelege 

Retraction or foreshortening of one's cock upon entering a cold or hostile environment.

Rodger experienced major cock shrivelege upon entering the icy cold waters of the local swimming pool.

Maurice experienced major cock shrivelege upon coming in contact with feminazis, whereupon his cock attempted to retract into his body for safety.

Cock shrivelege by Aznlover May 21, 2006

white shriveledge 

When you're a white guy with a grower not a show-er and you jump into a cold pool and your dick disappears

When tanner jumped into the pool
He experienced some extreme white shriveledge

white shriveledge by BeuTheSlayer June 1, 2017

scrotum shriveling cold

To describe something extremely cold, to an extent that a real man or a group of gentlemen would understand.

(Ross) Yo Josh, do you want to put the jetski in the water today?
(Josh) No way! the ocean is scrotum shriveling cold today.

OR

(Heather) Hey guys do you want to run naked threw the snow tonight?
(Jesse) Um I dont think so, the snow is scrotum shriveling.
(Heather) Say what?
(Ross) Heather you wouldn't understand, its a guy thing.

scrotum shriveling cold by Rgerlack May 24, 2010

shrivelgash

noun. The female equivalent of limp dick.
A phenomenon that occurs when a female sees , smells, hears or envisions something so repugnant, horrifying and repulsive that her genitals dry up and fold back in on to themselves almost as if in hiding.

The smell of him was so vile it gave me instant shrivelgash.

You give me shrivelgash.

I had a bad case of shrivelgash yesterday.

shrivelgash by Alana V. Weatom November 24, 2011

Tiny Shrivel Bag 

Slang for the "scrotum" or "scrotal sac".

I want to kick some them in the tiny shrivel bag!

Tiny Shrivel Bag by Hstrykid May 9, 2017