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Steel Rod 

Basically a cylindrical piece of steel. Steel Rod's have many wonderful uses. Can be used as simple set prop, whereby you place it leaning against a wall, or can be used more appropriately as a form of beaver crowd control, whereby constant hard hits to the head of a pananian marsh beaver (beaverus ignoramus) will result in the suppression of all unwanted acts by the creature. Excess striking will result in brain damage or possible death.
"Hey, place that steel rod against that wall, we need to make this set look authentic!"

"A beaver was in my garden last night, so i used a steel rod on its head. Now its dead."
Steel Rod by D.E March 19, 2004
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steel rod syndrome 

when you are highly intoxicated, but not too intoxicated, and you can fuck for countless hours without getting off, meanwhile your girl gets off 3 times and thinks you're a god.
last night i had 14 beers, it was awesome i fucked jenna later that night and the steel rod syndrome kicked in, we went for 7 hours!

Rod Steel 

"Rod Steel" is the international phenom that has stolen the hearts of millions...mostly russian women from russianbrides.com. He is trademarked by his pseudo-accessories like glasses, beards and cigarettes.
My hobbies include yachting, polo, international travel and getting it on, just like Rod Steel.
Rod Steel by RS April 24, 2005

robert steele rodgers 

Has the biggest, most juicy, fat horse cock known to man
Dude, did you see that Robert steele Rodgers!

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026