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ShitCandy 

The correct name for Skullcandy headphones, because really, they're fucking awful.
Thirteen year old girl 1: "I need new headphones, I lost my old ones."

Thirteen year old girl 2: "get skullcandies, they come in the koolest kolours!!!!"

Person of moderate intelligence: "Don't touch anything made by ShitCandy, they're goddamn awful, and they look as bad as they sound."
ShitCandy by an audiophile June 10, 2012
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Shitlady 

Female equivalent of shitlord.

The lady of all shit.
She keeps making puns at me; what a shitlady.
Shitlady by ratbum September 10, 2016

shitcanned

to have your employment terminated, to be fired
Jack got shitcanned Friday in that last series of layoffs.
shitcanned by mr.corruption June 9, 2005
He's showed up late 3 times already. Next time it happens we are going to shitcan him.
shitcan by Anonymous August 19, 2003

Shitconda 

When you take a shit so big that it resembles an anaconda and it attacks you from the toilet resulting in almost certain death. The Shitconda can be avoided by not eating mexican food or meatball subs from Subway.
Guy#1: Did you hear about Barry?
Guy#2: Yeah man he died in the bathroom right?
Guy#1: I think he took a Shitconda and was killed..
Guy#2: Dude you with this Shitconda shit again, Barry's dead... fuckin grow up!
Shitconda by NewEnglandCalmChowder December 12, 2009
To dispose of someone or something, usually in a derogatory fashion.
We shitcanned the entire proposal from those worthless bastards across town.
shitcan by mithras June 11, 2006

shitland 

A terrible place to be in; somewhere you wouldn't want to live.
I would love to leave this shitland of a country but I'm not moving away from my family.
shitland by am49 August 6, 2014