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Just wondering 

Said to cover up someone's true intentions about a question they just asked; trying to appear nonchalant. Could also mean that it's about to go down.
Justin: "Yo, Brad, how old's your sister?"
Brad: "She's 16, what's it to you, perv?"
Justin: "Dang, man, I was just wondering..."
Just wondering by mattyp1108 September 10, 2011

whorderline 

1. A portmanteau of "borderline" and "whore." The act of displaying sluttish characteristics while falling short of actually being a promiscuous whore.

2. Promiscuity conducted with very high standards, proper hygiene and caution.
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1. She's really whorderline. I swear dude, she acts like a total cumdumpster, but her self-control is impeccable!

2. Yes, you have lots of sex. Yes, you're responsible about it and pull it off admirably. Still? Kinda whorderline.

Wondering Wanker 

A Wondering Wanker is a person who engages in the simple act of flogging the dolphin in a public restroom, department store changing room, or other random public place. Normally the Wondering Wanker is always horny and gives no regard to where he sprays his baby gravy.
Bro 1: Dude, I was dropping a grumpy at the crapper in Best Buy the other day and I think the guy in the next stall was whacking it!

Bro 2: Oh gross, you were sitting next to a Wondering Wanker...
Wondering Wanker by EliteDanTheMan November 19, 2010

ellie whoreington 

the name of the biggest slag in britain. she’s known for spreading her stds to people all over the country. some of her victims include those that go by the name josh, james and efuh.

she’s starred in many famous furry hentai movies and is the leader of the religion known as “edating”

nothing else going for her apart from the fact her friend jorja is a leng ting
ellie whoreington is that burd that gave me the clap😍

wondering willy

a type of marijuana that is brown with a lot of crystals on it its effects when intoxicated tends to make your mind wonder originated in the south west region of Ontario
i smoked some wondering willy last night ...it made me think alot

wondering what to wear 

When someone is just sitting there doing absolutely nothing, or next to nothing (e.g., doing something so useless they might as well be doing nothing). Just thinkin', wondering what to wear.
*playing Left 4 Dead with a couple of friends and a bot, when suddenly I'm downed*
Bot: *standing over me, doing nothing, and definitely not reviving me*
Me: "Bot, please—what the hell is it doing, man?"
Friend: "He's wondering what to wear."