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phailure 

A special type of failure, about 7 levels below failure. Failure so fantastic, it's written about in epic novels.
Man 1: "I heard a nerd asked out a model, what happened?"
Man 2: "Well, first she said no and threw her drink in his face. Then she got her quarterback boyfriend to throw the nerd into a trash can and down some stairs. Then the trash can spontaneously burst into flame and got run over by a marching band."
Man 1: "Dude.....phailure..."
phailure by Yogo540 January 9, 2005
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word said to another when he/she fails at something (a game, a contest, a test, etc.); pronounced like "failed;" after saying "phail'd," make sure to spell it out for them so it's not the normal "failed."
{Bruno attempts to bring himself up to his feet when on his back, ninja-style; he fails and lands on his back}

Person: Phail'd. P-h-a-i-l-apostrophe-d.
phail'd by El_Scorcho November 6, 2004
A rendition of fail used by Americans. The Q is a silent one. Used to denote epic failure.
YOU ARE SUCH A PHAILQ!! = YOU ARE SUCH A PHAIL = YOU ARE SUCH A FAIL.
phailq by nobodyyouneedtoknow August 16, 2009

Whore phail

When you buy lap dances from almost every girl at the Chico, CA Centerfolds, get 2 double troubles on VIP night, spend the whole shift there telling the girls it's your Disneyland. Then you buy two of the girls vibrators at the sex store for Christmas only to invite your favorite girl to the Denny's to buy her food and fail to take her home because the grits took too long, but you get free dessert out of the deal.
Pedro pulled the Ultimate whore phail. Epa epa!
Whore phail by booblover December 14, 2009

liz phair 

queen of indie rock.
(lo-fi rock.)
sexy lady who can play the quitar...and knows how to cuss!!
liz phair by xCHRISx July 18, 2004
when somebody fails soo badly you cant help but to spell it with a P,H and two Z's
wow man, did u see that face plant, it was a definant phailzz
Phailzz by Zantonious Aquilous July 24, 2009