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Zombie Shot

When you are jacking off near your partner and are about to cum. You angle your load and nut in her face. Attempt to get it on her eyes, and mouth. When she wakes up she will make zombie noises.
Austin:Bro! Did you hear what Eric did to his chick?
Josh: No what?
Austin: He zombie shot his lady!

Josh: No way! Did she scream like a zombie.
Zombie Shot by Dirty Top March 29, 2021
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Zombie shot

"Zombie shot" is when you're shooting a gun unaware that the safty is on or that you have forgotten to cock the gun, so basicly a dead shot.
Luke: "okay i'm going to aim for the center of the card."

Kevin: "go for it bro."

Luke: -tryes to fire the gun but the tigger is locked- "awh safty's on."

Kevin: "You're a fail."
Luke: 'yeah bloody Zombie shot's."
Zombie shot by Kevin-T. April 13, 2011

Nazi Zombie Shots 

A drinking game in which the player/players play Call of Duty World at War's Nazi Zombies. The object of the game is to survive as many rounds as possible while taking shots as according to the rules.

Please Drink Responsibly when playing this game.
Best if played with Vodka or Rum. Can be replaced with beer but a whole beer substitutes a shot.

Rules
1. Starting at round 10 the player/players may take their first shot and take a shot for each additional round.
2. Any time you upgrade a gun you take a shot.
3. Get the Ray Gun or Monkey Bombs take a shot (Even if before round 10 and if upgraded you get another shot)
4. WUNDA WAFFLE TAKE A SHOT! (Note you must say this out loud or you cannot take your shot!/You can take this shot even if it is before round 10 and an additional shot if it is upgraded)
Player 1: Dude we are on round 34, I've upgraded 9 guns, I've got two Ray guns, Wunda Waffle and the Monkey Bombs....Nazi Zombie Shots is Awesome!

Player 2: Dude thats like almost 40 shots how are you not dead!
Nazi Zombie Shots by Sakabato February 7, 2010

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026