Deadlighting

Leaving ones job without saying one word to anyone, then kicking up a stink the day after, because no-one bothered to get you a leaving present.

I can’t believe that Jonny berry is planning on deadlighting his job, he hasn’t even told Ella about it.

Deadlighting by Darlojim December 15, 2018

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daylighting

Working on a paid project while being paid by an employer during the same hours. Usually an 8-5 job. But using ones energy on another paid project and not producing any valuable units for the primary employer.

Person A: I was daylighting, worked all day on my consulting website instead of doing work for my employer 'Z'.

Person B: Sounds like you just doubled your income, but is it ethical? What does employer 'Z' think about it?

Person A: Let me look up ethical on UD. I'll get back to you.

daylighting by EarnMyPMP December 25, 2009

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Deadlighting • daylighting • Deadheighting

Daylighting

To make illegal activity, legal.
To make activity normally done at night and hidden, open and done in broad daylight.

Colorado is daylighting Mari 's juana.

Daylighting by Kezsailu Gang June 16, 2016

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Headlighting

When a person rubs their nipples against another person's nipples until both parties nipples are erect.

When John and I were headlighting last night I felt like we had never been closer.

Headlighting by Not Steve 16 October 18, 2021

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Deadheighting

Disrespectfully mentioning someone's old height after they have changed their height. In particular, this is something done to transheight people.

Gina:''Hey Mike, you seem like a nice guy but you are short so i have to reject you''
Mike:''Short?I m 242cm tall, thats very far from short''
Gina:''But i m 155cm and you are only 2 fingers taller than me, you are lying''
Mike:''I told you Gina i m transheight, wanna see my height in my ID again?stop deadheighting me''
Gina:'' Sry Mike that i m a transphobic piece of shit. You deserve better than me. I wish you good luck finding a better girl than me''

Deadheighting by ProudNIGGER January 21, 2023

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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