twitsomnia
twitsomnia by AJusteGG January 26, 2014
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Textsomnia
The inability to get a decent night's sleep because of one's self-imposed obligation to read and reply to every single late night text. This thus results in a long drawn out dialogue which probably would have only lasted about 5 minutes over the phone.
An ailment often experienced by people who feel so self-important that must respond immediately to every form of technological communication.
An ailment often experienced by people who feel so self-important that must respond immediately to every form of technological communication.
Boss: Why are you so lethargic and lackluster at the office today?
Employee: I'm suffering from textsomnia. I couldn't get a wink of sleep last night because my friend kept texting me about the most random stuff...like Moby Dick...and floggings...and the caloric count of coconuts.
Employee: I'm suffering from textsomnia. I couldn't get a wink of sleep last night because my friend kept texting me about the most random stuff...like Moby Dick...and floggings...and the caloric count of coconuts.
Textsomnia by VitruvianMan October 9, 2009
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Tidsomnia
An unfortunate fate for the average person a mental illness similar to insomnia as to where the only one cure is tiddy's. Tidsomnia is a mental disease that deprives you of sleep or rest, without a tiddy. Things can get very bad for someone with tidsomnia. Tidsomnia also has 3 stages :
Stage 1 :
Stage 1 tidsomnia can be eased or cured with a picture or illustration of a tiddy
Stage 2:
Stage 2 tidsomnia can be eases or cured by looking or feeling on a tiddy in person
And last but not least
Stage 3:
Nicknamed oral sleep Stage 3 of tidsomnia can only be cured by orally consuming a tiddy or sucking on one ,this Stage reinstates a core memory of infanthood and unlocks the need for breastfeeding without needing to actually consume any of the milk. When you reach Stage three you can call it quits since rare few have been completely cured of Stage three tidsomnia.
Stage 1 :
Stage 1 tidsomnia can be eased or cured with a picture or illustration of a tiddy
Stage 2:
Stage 2 tidsomnia can be eases or cured by looking or feeling on a tiddy in person
And last but not least
Stage 3:
Nicknamed oral sleep Stage 3 of tidsomnia can only be cured by orally consuming a tiddy or sucking on one ,this Stage reinstates a core memory of infanthood and unlocks the need for breastfeeding without needing to actually consume any of the milk. When you reach Stage three you can call it quits since rare few have been completely cured of Stage three tidsomnia.
Boyfriend :babe my doctors told me if been diagnosed with Stage 2 tidsomnia there's a chance I can go back somehow
Girlfriend:that's wonderful news babe I'm very happy that it dint get as bad as Stage 3
Girlfriend:that's wonderful news babe I'm very happy that it dint get as bad as Stage 3
Tidsomnia by iDk_mAnnnnn August 24, 2022
twisomnia
describes the difficulty sleeping caused by reading Twilight books or watching Twilight movies, usually a result of an inability to stop thinking about Twilight.
*Facebook IM Conversation*
-What are you doing up so late?
-I can't sleep. I just saw Eclipse for the second time today. I'm too excited.
-Oh, so you have twisomnia.
-What are you doing up so late?
-I can't sleep. I just saw Eclipse for the second time today. I'm too excited.
-Oh, so you have twisomnia.
twisomnia by CoffeeDrinker July 6, 2010