SGOMK

Same Gender OPen Mouth Kissing.

Pat draws the line at SGOMK because he's a hetero sexual.

SGOMK by Devious Honey July 1, 2005

somk 

Stands for Slob On My Knob.
Made popular by Three 6 Mafia.

Slob on my knob

like corn on tha cob...somk

somk by lillayziebone September 18, 2009

Soomka 

Translates to 'bitch' in the English language. From the Nasdat slang made famous by the book 'A Clockwork Orange'

Oi! Look at that bezoomy soomka!

Soomka by DroogyDevotchka December 4, 2004

somke wede 

A misspelled version of someone writing "smoke weed"
Or an offering to go roll a blunt

Up for some somke wede today?

somke wede by Jonathan Livingston December 19, 2017

Somkes 

The incorrect way to smell smokes (A personal joke me and my friends made)

Hannah:Somkes
Lela:Girl it’s smokes

Hannah:Smokes
Me and Lela:Bust out laughing

Somkes by Dabi baby mama January 19, 2021

slomkowski 

Biggest loser in the world. Usually people with this last name are attracted to their same sex. They could be gay watch out.

"You know Mr. Slomkowski?"
"Yea he gay fr"

slomkowski by gabemable13 January 31, 2023

Shomk 

It the unknown and something that cannot be explained,
it can also be used as a way to censor the word fuck in a more intresting way.
but mostly it is used to annoy people who do not know the meaning of the word.

Now that was a shomk!

What the shomk are you doing !??!?

You don't know what shomk is?? what are the hell are you?
ok man look shomk is like... potatoes cominbed with heroin and hardcore dancing in rainy day on a boat mid way to the atlantic ocean but not yet there!

Shomk by SilverXD May 27, 2010