Howeltz

1. un término usado para alguien con habilidades extremadamente débiles en cualquier área de la vida

2. Alguien que disfruta doblarse en un partido 1 contra 1 en suez (B FLAG)

3. cuando tu proporción de muertes / muertes es vergonzosamente baja en un partido de 1 contra 1

“Hay, me arde el culo del traspaso que me dieron. Me siento bien Howeltz”

“No seas Howeltz, necesitamos tu ayudo!”

“Tócame la bergaz bb, eres bien Howeltz “

“Tu qlo, Howeltz “

Howeltz by Asap sasn September 1, 2018

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Street Howetzer

Noun: a Shotgun, owing to its effectivness in blowing the shit out of everything in its path. As in a Howetzer (heavy artillery piece) for use on the streets

They will think twice before fucking with us because of this street howetzer

or

The cop opened up with a street howetzer and dropped six of them!

Street Howetzer by Saberslinger March 21, 2009

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Howeltz • Dil Howelter • Street Howetzer

Dil Howelter

A sim created on The Sims 4 by Daniel Howell and Phil Lester during a youtube video on their gaming channel Dan and Phil Games.

Today in Sims 4, Dil Howelter went fishing!

Dil Howelter by Hello Darkness In My Soul January 10, 2018

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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girl grip

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.

I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.

girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023

Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

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