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Flatlining 

verb INFORMAL

1. A contemporary phenomenon; the complete lack of output, input, production or consumption of a human being, usually a young adult and heavily dosed with technology, while conscious and feeling contentedness and comfort.

2. Staring at a screen of no importance for 10 or more minutes while having absolutely no thoughts or other brain activity. Or regrets.

3. Often observed by a confounded teacher not paying attention but also not actively thinking of anything else nor doing anything else either.

4. The doom of human productiveness and self worth.

5. (Google) fail to increase; remain static.

6. (Google) to die
That kid is flatlinging.

Stop flatlining and do something with your life.

It's really a problem, them kids that can flatline all the time and feel purpose in life.

He'd rather flatline than learn something.
Flatlining by Boris of Catan December 24, 2018
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Flatlining 

Flatlining: The act of naked planking.
He took his clothes off and was flatlining on the kitchen table
Flatlining by BIG RAM May 1, 2012

Flatlining 

When a person doesn't know hot to kiss and either 1) sits there with a limp, half-open mouth and slobers all over your face or 2) puckers up and is otherwise unresponsive.
Kev: Yo man, that girl Cheyanne totally flatlined me, ugh.
Acquaintance: Ew dude, I hate flatlining! What did you do then?
Kev: I dumped her, HA!
Flatlining by futchkoleepoels October 24, 2015

flatlining 

The act of leeting one's heart stop (flatlining) only to be brought back from death with CPR.
My hobby is flatlining.
flatlining by chocolock June 16, 2017

Flatlining 

Seeking out death or just embarrassment... Either recklessly or purposefully.
"Oh No! This dude is flatlining. Ignore him."

Becky-, "This guy is hitting on me pretty hard. Should I give him my number?
Kelly-, "He might just be flatlining. Ask him what you told him your name was."
Flatlining by Someguy1984 July 5, 2018

Brain Flatlining 

When you’re talking to someone and your brain goes poof
Hi my name is patrick and my brain flatlining can you repeat that
Brain Flatlining by Bold-Pear904 September 13, 2019

Dick Flattening 

Dick Flattening refers to a type of cock and ball torture which involves flattening one's penis via placing it between two flat surfaces and applying pressure to it.
- Babe! It's 4pm, time for your dick flattening!
- Yes honey.
Dick Flattening by dbgrd April 30, 2021