desman 

One of two insectivorous semi-aquatic water mammals related to moles. Approximately the size of a rat, but somewhat heavier. Has a long probiscis-like snout, webbed hind feet, and a long flat tail for swimming. Desmans are mainly found along the banks of streams or ponds, and eat aquatic insects.

Desmana moschata, of southeastern Russia; Galemys pyrenaica, of the Pyrenees.

desman by Alexx Carlson December 13, 2005

Desman'd

To be forcefully pulled away from the boys or any friend group by one's own mother; in this instance, we call this getting "Sold Into Slavery"

Friend 1: Hey where's bob, he was in in the call a moment ago
Freind 2: Bob got Desman'd he ain't comin' back
Friend 1: Oh so he got sold into slavery?
Friend 2: Yeah...

Desman'd by ZailanTheScholar April 28, 2020

DeSantis 

The number of times you can repeat the word "woke" before your inevitable failure to secure the Republican nomination.

1 DeSantis is a previously unnamed number so enormous it was only used by astronomers.

Astronomers have estimated that the number of baryons in the observable universe is of order 10^80, while the number of photons is of order 10^90. The number in the entire universe, beyond that which is observable, may even approach 1 DeSantis.

DeSantis by states_the_obvious July 12, 2023

DESANTIS 

Variation of ~ (DESATAN or BITCHSANTIS)

Word to describe a selfish politician that looks after his own interest and of the high class.

My friend: "The governor Desantis a.k.a Bitchsantis took the unemployment aid away to keep the money for his presidential campaign and doesn't care people are still struggling"

Me: " Desantis is a little bitch, the people will sue him in court and he can kiss goodbye his presidential aspirations"

DESANTIS by Jay Maniak July 26, 2021

DeSantis curious 

DeSantis curious — The Republican Party kink of trying out Ron “pudding fingers and white rubber boots” DeSantis; as opposed to sticking with and getting screwed by Trump and Trump drama. The most recent example of Trump drama being Trump being found liable for the sexual abuse in the E. Jean Carroll on May 9th 2023.

The idea being: it may be better to be pudding fingered by DeSantis than to have the Republican Party FUCKED by Trump.

Unfortunately or fortunately, Ron DeSantis doesn’t have a personality; so, actually trying out pudding fingers is usually quite disappointing.

I used to like being grabbed by the pussy by Donald Trump; but, after years of this I’m kinda DeSantis curious.

DeSantis curious by Mind Hunter the Profiler May 10, 2023

Deshanna 

1. A kind and loving person.
2. A very smart woman that is good at everything she does.
3. A wonderful mother, but can only take so much of other's children.
4. Don't make her mad she will find a way to your demise.
5. Very Beautiful!

Who's that lady?

sexy lady,

That lady be Deshanna.

Deshanna by hippiechck February 4, 2010

Ron Desantis 

Governor of Florida. Possible republican candidate for presidency. Has a Mickey Mouse fetish.

Ron Desantis is running for president. He has a Mickey Mouse fetish.

Ron Desantis by DMJohnson May 21, 2023