book fuck 

to put one's penis into a book, close it, and proceed to fuck it.

johnny book fucked the art history text book.

book fuck by ybd December 9, 2008

Book Fuck 

1. Verb: To lift a prolific quantity of books from a chain bookstore.

2. Noun: a term of endearment for someone who possesses many stolen books from large chain stores.

3. Verb: Any perverse act which involves a book.

1. "Man I totally book fucked a full backpack this weekend in St. James."

2. "Awe, he is such a sweet little book fuck."

3. "That guy loves it when I book fuck him with a trashy romance novel."

Book Fuck by Book fuck lover December 16, 2008

fuck book 

A Pornographic magazine

You been sitting around looking at fuck books

fuck book by Jason Mc August 24, 2006

couldn't-give-a-fuck book 

A ficticious item that can be used in sarcastic replies to people who tell you something that you really couldn't give two shits about. Especially useful for people who work in customer-facing roles eg. bouncers, security guards etc.

Guy: I really need to get in that club!
Bouncer: You're not coming in.
Guy: But my friends are in there with my ID...
Bouncer: Ah ok, well let me just write that down in my couldn't-give-a-fuck book...

couldn't-give-a-fuck book by samwisegamg33 May 13, 2011

Fuck your coloring book

A phrase coined by Kanye West in one of his many blog rants. Used to express a feeling of extreme disagreement towards someone else's commands.

1."I CAN HEAR YOU SCREAMING 'COLOR INSIDE THE LINES!' WELL FUCK YOUR COLORING BOOK"

2. a) Boss: "No, this isn't what I wanted. Head back to your cubicle and re-draw the blueprints RIGHT NOW!!!"

b) Worker: "I'VE HAD IT WITH YOU AND YOUR DAMN BLUEPRINTS. FUCK YOUR COLORING BOOK!!! I'M OUTTA HERE!"

Fuck your coloring book by Jaspamellz January 30, 2010

Book Fucker 

A poor dickless fuck who loves books even though he can get pussy. After reading a well written book he will masturbate on the pages.

Billy: Yo dude Pamela Anderson and her beautiful twin sister are here to fuck us!
Joe: But dude! I'm reading this great book called Brave New World and maasturbating all over the pages
Billy: Dude they were totally gonna have sex with us, why do you have to be such a Book Fucker..

Book Fucker by Dr. Schlaktus March 9, 2009

Book Fucker 

A book fucker is a dick less shit who loves masturbating on the pages of books even though he can get pussy.

Kakashi Hatake : Book Fucker = Woman Fucker

Book Fucker by Konan the Paper Lady September 5, 2021