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Keep It Nigger

A phrase used to encourage the most prominent, positive values in another person.

It can also includes rules such as:
1. Keep it nigger.
2. KEEP IT NIGGER.
3. If someone says "stop" or goes limp, fuck it. Keep it nigger.
4. Only two guys may participate in one accumulated act of keeping it nigger.
5. Only one accumulated act of keeping it nigger at a time.
6. Shirts, shoes necessary. No one needs to see that shit.
7. Acts of keeping it nigger will continue as long as it has to.
8. If this is your first night keeping it nigger, then you MUST keep it nigger.
Person 1: I'm keeping it nigger right now. My hunger requires 16$ to service.
Person 2: Way to keep it nigger, nigger.
Person 1: Well you know I like my niggerness just the right amount of nigger.
Person 2: Too much nigger is a terrible amount of nigger.
Person 1: Amen to that nigger.
Person 2: In name of all that is nigger.
Person 1: And then God said, "Let there be nigger."
Person 2: And Adam and Eve ate from the nigger tree and cursed us all.
Person 1: And then Moses busted a cap and parted the seas of niggers.
Person 2: And Noah built a boat for a booze cruise with all his niggers.

#fuckyou

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026