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cotton dick 

Your dick after using bad toilet paper to clean off seamen from masturbating. The paper deteriorates leaving fuzzy white remnants, making your penis covered in cotton.
Guy: Dude I jerked it like three times today and now I have the worst cotton dick
cotton dick by W!LL July 2, 2008

Cotton Dick 

When it's humid outside and yo dick and balls start stickin to everything
"man its fuckin hot i got cotton dick"

cotton swab dick chick 

A girl who uses a cotton swab to gather seminal fluid from dicks.
Hey, stop that girl! She's a cotton swab dick chick and she's stole me cum. (say it in an Irish accent)

Cotton candy dick 

When you have cotton mouth and attempt a blow job
She was so high she gave me cotton candy dick.

Cotton Headed Ninny Dick 

Taken from the christmas movie 'Elf'. A 'Cotton Headed Ninny Muggins was one of the lowest forms of insult, it's meant to cause offence. A term adapted to 21st century language.
"God, she's such a COTTON HEADED NINNY DICK"
Cotton Headed Ninny Dick by Jojo92 December 15, 2011