Helseth 

Helseth is a being of unknown decent with the purpose to bring the people of Earth both joy and pain. Going around the globe teaching the youth the most important skills imaginable. Although most find his presence to inflict pain upon the world, only the most knowledgeable see Helseth as God himself. Nobody truly understands who or what Helseth is, but what we do know is it is something not to be messed with, yet something we can all learn from.

It is time to pray for Helseth to come.

Helseth by _The_Savior December 15, 2017

Helseth 

The Thicc Pigeon, the god like creature that's sole purpose is to inflict pain and suffering on students around the world

Is also strangely obsessed with Manatees, please ban him from all aquariums

Quick, Helseth is coming!

Helseth by TheThiccDove May 8, 2018

Hegseth

Somebody who enjoys ruining fun or excitement only to please himself, he will continue to ruin the fun of everything until there is no more fun available.

"Dude that guy is such a hegseth, this is going to be the worst class ever!"

Hegseth by RonnyD May 30, 2012

helmethead 

a person who is retarded

another form of the word is helmet or helmets plural!

My friends are such helmetheads.

You guys are being such helmets.

dannanananananaBATMAN'S A HELMET!

helmethead by Green Lantern and Cat Woman!!! June 22, 2008

Hellseth Bent 

The nom de plume of the reclusive 4-track punk musician _____ __ ____.

One man Seattle band Hellseth Bent added his 99th song on his ninth album, 'Immortal garbage' in December of 2010, the entirety of which was mixed through a guitar multi-pedal and mastered to a Tascam recorder before being published.

The album's name is indicitive of Hellseth's theory that he might exist in his effigy and music long after his death if he could achive a strategic saturation of the internet with his material.

Hellseth Bent might say something like;

'Fan the unique and unknown artist. '

'Embrace low budget creation.'

'Anyone who wants to can do this.'

'Shape your art as you like to see it and with no concern for ridicule .

Hellseth Bent by Dirty rockers December 14, 2010

Pete Hegseth 

A pseudo-patriot on Faux News. The one thing smarmier than Sean Hannity and nastier than Truffle Butter.

Steve: I bet you don't own 51 American flags! You must hate this country!
Sarah: You're being a Pete Hegseth. Go suck off Putin!
Steve: I already have!

Pete Hegseth by Notdevinnunes November 24, 2019

Helmethead 

Some who lacks knowledge in the most obvious things.

"I thought that butterface mean that her face looked like butter"
Geez, you're such a helmethead.

Helmethead by #1 helmet November 5, 2010