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Asier Fernandez Cobos

OMG, he's the best boy you could meet. He is intelligent, kind, funny, understanding hot with a big dick, he's brown eyes and is very tall.
He will have a promising future and will be very loyal to his future wife. They will be the perfect couple because she is short, with skin and freckles and they will be the envy of all other couples for their love.
Omg look at him. ¡Asier Fernandez Cobos is the perfect husband!. And he want to be a rich.
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Ifur Cobos 

The polite and secretive way of saying 'I fuck hobos'
You my use it to prank call people, by saying it is your name.
Radio Station DJ: Hello caller, your on the line. What's you name?
Radio Station caller: Hello, Ifur Cobos is my name.
Radio Station DJ: Ok Ifur C-.. HEY WAIT A SECOND!

I furc-obos
Ifur Cobos by Joodieeeee February 9, 2009

Colossus 

Any of the 16 antagonists in SotC. The colossi are imposing creatures made of stone and dark fur resembling grass. Surprisingly, not all of them are huge in size, but they still require thinking to find and exploit their magic sigils, where they must be struck by with the ancient sword.
A glowing pattern of light similar to the design on Wander's tabard, the Sigil must be struck to slay the colossi. Striking these points does great damage to a colossus and are the only way of mortally wounding them. Some sigils will vanish after a certain amount of damage has been done, forcing Wander to find the other sigils.
Colossus by picklestein June 20, 2016

You got corn cobs in your ears 

Told to someone when they are not listening or they didn't understand something you told them. This is more politically correct instead of saying are you fucking deaf you retard.
You must not have heard me or do you got corn cobs in your ears?
Formerly just a 'jak based on a character from The Lawnmower Man, Cobson is an extremely controversial 'jak. Starting out as an ordinary jak, Cobson soon gained a following who considered him a "god tier wojack". Notable for having stolen the 10,000,000 get on /s4s/. However, Cobson started to be associated with BBC spam, which he has become known for, likely due to astroturfing. Later, MAPson also emerged with numerous edits of Cobson portrayed as a MAP were shilled, and is associated with 'p spam. Due to this, many people vehemently dislike Cobson since these edits have become more popular than normal Cobson. There still are rare Cobson gems such as the Cobtable, but BBCson and MAPson have arguably overshadowed them.
Person 1: Cobson is a god tier wojack!
Person 2: Coalson albeit, HWNBAG
Cobson by swedishwin September 21, 2022
Small town in cobourg where all the teenagers are either 1 high af 2 getting wasted 3 both or 4 bitching about each other and causing some fucking pointless drama.
Cobourg. Why would you move there
Cobourg by Lit guy22 September 1, 2017