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Welshman's Wipe 

Wiping your arse with your hand, when you run out of bog roll.
" I will not shake your hand, you 'av done ze Welshman's Wipe!" - The real reason Arsene Wenger refused to shake Mark Hughes' hand after the Man City v Arsenal Carling Cup game of 2009
Welshman's Wipe by urbanhell December 5, 2009

Welshman's prick

Short and thick, so 'tis said, a chud.
What size dowel do you need?

A Welshman's prick.
Welshman's prick by octopod May 1, 2005

the screaming welshman 

While giving a man a blow job you grab his penis and sing into it like a microphone.
"Last nite I was blowing this random guy from the bar and I did the screaming welshman to a Britney Spears song"

A shanty welshman 

A Shanty Welshman is an act preformed by a male of welsh decent, The preforms oral sex on many goats simultaniously in attempt to climb the welsh hierarchy. It is said that the more goats the male sucks off the better the chance of making his way up the hierarchy into head office.
A shanty welshman was preformed yesterday by a young male. In his attempt at becoming the new PM of Wales

Welchmanship 

1. Character, Practice or Behavior of Welchmanlike conduct
2. Takes wins and losses with little grace,

3. Often looks for unfair advantages
4. A catalyst for engaging conversation on topics such as politics and religion, specifically between the hours of 1 and 3 in the morning.
a. Synonym – Sportsmanship
b. Antonym – Interestingly, Also Sportsmanship
You display welchmanship when you encounter a bear in the woods and before running away you trip your friend.
Welchmanship by sneakypete2020 September 28, 2011

one eyed wiggling welshman 

He was naked the whole party wandering around showing his one eyed wiggling welshman