ankissipation

1. The feeling of intense anticipation one is overcome with before kissing someone, generally the first kiss. Your heart will probably be racing faster than Lightning McQueen.

2. The impatience you feel when two characters in a movie or book seriously need to kiss or you will give up on the story.

The ankissipation when he walked me to the door was unbearable.

I almost wet myself with ankissipation when Dave leaned in.

This movie is giving me way to much ankissipation right now. If they don't kiss in the next 30 seconds, I'm gonna throw something.

ankissipation by the real little bird November 29, 2017

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anpissitation

The feeling of being next in line for any event, and the excitement of feeling next in line for said event makes you feel the need to go to the bathroom.

A play on the word anticipation; anpissitation.

My girlfriend was next in line to get her face painted, and was suddenly struck by the gravity of the event and felt a strong urge of anpissitation. She left the line to go relieve herself.

anpissitation by nitelotion September 26, 2011

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anpissipation

The anticipation of urination occurrence.

After a heavy night of drinking I waited in anpissipation for an open urinal.

anpissipation by aharaa May 15, 2014

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Anpissitation

An"piss"itation: that feeling you have, after having to take a leak, when you reach the toilet and as you are starting to undo your pants and you can feel the piss coming out any second whether you are ready or not.

"Man I had the worst anpissitation and now I need me some fresh pants. Hahahahaha

Anpissitation by Pekster December 12, 2015

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

Word of the Day on July 19, 2026

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

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